Friday, December 07, 2007

Please pass on to Aase please!


        As requested by Donna I passed it on to Aase.  I'm also passing it on to you cause I think its funny.

        Suffering from a newly found out considtion, brain rot, I forgot I wasn't going to send a Digest to-day and started on it so I've sent as much as I got         done as well before I remembered.

Hey Joe!  Pass this along to Aase please!
Donna  []

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are  against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth  buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men  are like....

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1. Men are like.. . Laxatives..... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like... Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. 

3. Men are like… Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like.... Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 
5. Men are like.... Chocolate Bars.... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like... Commercials..... You can't believe a word they say. 
7. Men are like…Department Stores.... Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 
8. Men are like..... Government Bonds.... They take soooooooo long to mature. 
9. Men are like.... Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 
10. Men are like…Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 
11. Men are like…Snowstorms.... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.  
12. Men are like...Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright. 
13. Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. 
Now send this to all  the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding  good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know  !!!!!!!!!!
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You Got Served!
You  have just been KISSED by the Dancing Baby! something good will  happen to you at 1:00-4:00 pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere.  Get ready for the biggest shock in your life if you break this  you will not be cursed but good luck will not come your way  for the next year Everyone can use some fun and Good Luck so  Send this to 5 people in 15min



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         Paroling Latimer would endanger no one

GLOBE AND MAIL - Now who's polling?


TORONTO SUN - Latimer's served his time

OWEN SOUND SUN TIMES - Harper needs to be sharper PM now seems prone to miscues

        Police need instruction on use of Tasers


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High-tech licences now available in Ontario

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Give Schreiber, Mulroney what they want
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