Friday, December 07, 2007

Please pass on to Aase please!


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        As requested by Donna I passed it on to Aase.  I'm also passing it on to you cause I think its funny.

        Suffering from a newly found out considtion, brain rot, I forgot I wasn't going to send a Digest to-day and started on it so I've sent as much as I got         done as well before I remembered.

                  Joe
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Hey Joe!  Pass this along to Aase please!
Donna  []

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are  against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth  buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men  are like....

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1. Men are like.. . Laxatives..... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like... Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. 

3. Men are like… Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like.... Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 
5. Men are like.... Chocolate Bars.... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like... Commercials..... You can't believe a word they say. 
7. Men are like…Department Stores.... Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 
8. Men are like..... Government Bonds.... They take soooooooo long to mature. 
9. Men are like.... Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 
10. Men are like…Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 
11. Men are like…Snowstorms.... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.  
12. Men are like...Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright. 
13. Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. 
Now send this to all  the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding  good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know  !!!!!!!!!!
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You Got Served!
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You  have just been KISSED by the Dancing Baby! something good will  happen to you at 1:00-4:00 pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere.  Get ready for the biggest shock in your life if you break this  you will not be cursed but good luck will not come your way  for the next year Everyone can use some fun and Good Luck so  Send this to 5 people in 15min


 


  The DAILY DIGEST: INFORMATION and OPINION from ST. JOHN'S to VICTORIA.

EDITORIALs
MONTREAL GAZETTE - Home is where the cameras aren't
http://www.canada.com/montrealgazette/news/editorial/story.html?id=7ed29e08-ff41-4a29-9edf-88f1f560346e

         Paroling Latimer would endanger no one
         http://www.canada.com/montrealgazette/news/editorial/story.html?id=6fd036fe-7db3-4893-b9a0-11508bf20257

GLOBE AND MAIL - Now who's polling?
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/LAC.20071207.EPOLL07/TPStory/TPComment/Politics/

NATIONAL POST - Shun Mugabe
http://www.nationalpost.com/todays_paper/story.html?id=150827

TORONTO SUN - Latimer's served his time
http://www.torontosun.com/Comment/Commentary/2007/12/07/4712544-sun.html

OWEN SOUND SUN TIMES - Harper needs to be sharper PM now seems prone to miscues
http://www.owensoundsuntimes.com/ArticleDisplay.aspx?e=808045&auth=Den+Tandt%2C+Michael

        Police need instruction on use of Tasers
         http://www.owensoundsuntimes.com/ArticleDisplay.aspx?e=808044


ISSUES

CANADIAN FORCES
Taliban targeting new armoured tanks
http://www.canada.com/ottawacitizen/news/story.html?id=5dc4ad4c-5779-4578-b67f-b6c63d0e8c5b

Give Afghan commission wider scope, Senlis says
http://www.canada.com/ottawacitizen/news/story.html?id=2e8ef4b9-3b7c-47dc-84a9-075e8a4c171f

Afghan, foreign troops on offensive to retake Taliban-held town in Helmand
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/War_Terror/2007/11/24/4681689-cp.html


ECONOMIC AFFAIRS
Mopping Up Subprime. End the secrecy: Dodge
Central banker seeks better disclosure rules
http://www.nationalpost.com/todays_paper/story.html?id=150844


HEALTH CARE RELATED
Getting forgetful? It's probably normal brain rot
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20071205.wbrain1205/BNStory/specialScienceandHealth/home


POLITICS IN THE PROVINCES
Charest unable to produce list of campaign contributors
Quebec's opposition parties want answers over 1993 Conservative leadership bid
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20071207.wschreibercharest07/BNStory/Front

Time for Liberals to tackle manufacturing crisis
http://www.thestar.com/comment/article/283456

Flaherty brings low-tax message to New Brunswick
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20071207/nb_taxes_071207/20071207?hub=Canada

High-tech licences now available in Ontario
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20071207/ontario_id_071207/20071207?hub=Canada


POLITICS
Harper in Quebec to meet with Mario Dumont
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20071207/harper_quebec_071207/20071207?hub=Canada

                         L'affaire Schreiber

Mulroney cash drawn from 'success fees'
Commissions from Airbus, Messerschmitt and Thyssen were used to pay former prime minister, Schreiber tells ethics committee
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20071207.wschreiber07/BNStory/National/home

Give Schreiber, Mulroney what they want
A full public inquiry - with tough lawyers who know how to conduct a cross-examination - is what's needed
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/LAC.20071207.BLATCH07/TPStory/TPComment/Politics/

Long on anecdotes, short on new facts
http://www.thestar.com/comment/article/283462

Ex-lobbyist says he's a victim of vendetta
http://www.nationalpost.com/todays_paper/story.html?id=150804

Not much meat for an inquiry
http://www.nationalpost.com/todays_paper/story.html?id=150805

A scandal made for television?
http://www.nationalpost.com/opinion/index.html

Mulroney's ultimate righthand man, Fred Doucet, plays key role in story
http://www.canada.com/montrealgazette/news/story.html?id=f6d17afa-1365-4126-9d56-eed32e69270a


PROGRAMMES
Tories forgive huge JDS tax bills
The Harper government has forgiven the tax bills of several dozen of the former JDS Uniphase employees who made and lost millions on paper, in a special deal that could open the door for other taxpayers to demand the same treatment. http://www.canada.com/ottawacitizen/news/story.html?id=7e85020a-5522-460a-b6cb-526358eba111

Break ground to ease gridlock and Ottawa will help, Cannon tells cities
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2007/12/07/4712911-cp.html

Tory stand on infrastructure starts to crumble
Comment; Bodes ill for party's urban candidates in next election
http://www.nationalpost.com/opinion/columnists/story.html?id=150789


PRESSURE POINTS
Canada's goals in Bali
John Baird, National Post
http://www.nationalpost.com/todays_paper/story.html?id=150888

Make big emitters sign on to targets: Baird
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20071207.wbali07/BNStory/International/home

Canada accused of wanting to sabotage Bali
http://translate.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ledevoir.com%2F2007%2F12%2F07%2F167601.html&langpair=fr%7Cen&hl=en&ie=UTF-8

Gas-Gobbling bacteria may help fight global warming, researchers suggest
http://www.nationalpost.com/todays_paper/story.html?id=150781

China says western countries should be less extravagant for sake of climate
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Science/2007/12/07/4712058-ap.html

Canada's rep going Bali up
http://www.ottawasun.com/News/National/2007/12/07/4712106-sun.html


OPINION AND INFORMATION
A sad era in politics
Historians to look back on a time of envelopes stuffed with cash
http://www.canada.com/montrealgazette/columnists/story.html?id=15f52e6d-b374-46fb-b2a1-01386ccab517

PM's good news comes with catch
http://www.thestar.com/comment/article/283331

Failed strategy connects Afghan fields, city streets
http://www.thestar.com/comment/article/283364

Duped at the altar
http://www.nationalpost.com/todays_paper/story.html?id=150778

Cut federal funds for French, statistician urges
'It's money down the drain' for those outside Quebec: professor
http://www.nationalpost.com/todays_paper/story.html?id=150793

A fatuous recourse to 'The rule of law'
http://www.nationalpost.com/todays_paper/story.html?id=150829


INFOS

Emploi
Un taux record au Canada
http://www.radio-canada.ca/nouvelles/Economie-Affaires/2007/12/07/001-emploi_chomage.shtml

Harper en tournée régionale
http://www.radio-canada.ca/regions/bas-st-laurent/2007/12/07/001-harper-visite_n.shtml

Schreiber lie Mulroney à Airbus, mais sa crédibilité est remise en doute
http://info.branchez-vous.com/Nationales/071206/N1206206AU.html

Après-Kyoto: Jean Charest demande à Stephen Harper d'en faire plus
http://info.branchez-vous.com/Nationales/071206/N1206135AU.html

Moscou veut que le Canada prolonge sa mission afghane
http://www.cyberpresse.ca/article/20071207/CPACTUALITES/712070796/1025/CPACTUALITES

Doucet aurait fait pression sur Schreiber
http://www.cyberpresse.ca/article/20071207/CPACTUALITES/712070790/1025/CPACTUALITES

Le Canada accusé de vouloir saboter Bali
http://www.ledevoir.com/2007/12/07/167601.html

Les conservateurs attaquent la crédibilité de Schreiber
http://www.ledevoir.com/2007/12/07/167600.html

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